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Thursday, October 2, 2014

Ouija, Tetris, and other So Bad Let's Make Them Movies About Games

Battleship was merely the tip of the bad idea iceberg set to run aground and destroy us.   There is a Tetris movie in the works and this Fall, Ouija slides its way into theaters.

So, I thought.  Why not beat the machine to the punch.  Here is my list of the SO BAD LET’S MAKE THEM MOVIES BASED ON GAMES

Christopher Nolan’s Reversi
Hungry Hungry Hippos 2: The Purging
Martin Scorcese’s Monopoly with Daniel Day Lewis playing Rich Uncle Pennybags
Joaquin Phoenix stars in UNO, a film by Spike Jonze
Judd Apatow’s Ants in the Pants
Russell Crowe squares off against Christoph Waltz in Terrence Malick’s RISK
Quentin Tarrantino’s Grindhouse double feature Trivial Pursuit/Scrabble
Rob Zombie’s Candy Land
Liam Nesson in Sorry!
Michael Bay’s Perfection 

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