2011 D-Bag Awards: Final Round

2011 will go down as one of the weirdest years on the books. We had all kinds of natural disasters, scandals, occupy movements, tea baggers, GOP hopefuls, sports ridiculousness, and Herman Cain. Well, 9-9-9!

With that, I give you the final round of the 2011 D-Bag Awards. We had 32 nominees in eight categories of four. It was a hard fought battle on some fronts but the cream of the crop rose to the occasion to meet in Thunderdome. Let’s take a look at our contenders:

• News / Media – Mark Madden
• Affected People – Mother Nature
• Business – PayPal
• Sports People - Jerry Sandusky
• Wannabe Celebrities (Reality Shows) – The Kadashians
• Sports as a Business – PSU

I wish I could say there is a competition here because there are some really great competitors in this final round. Each one, in any given year could be the winner. However, there is one nominee that stands miles apart from the rest. And while the entire story is yet to be told, they will be forever known as the definition of evil and depravity and I hope they rot in hell if they are found to be guilty of what they’ve done.

That one person is Jerry Sandusky. You are the biggest douchebag in 2011.

PSU gets the consolation prize for turning a blind eye on all your despicable acts.

 

To all you potential d-bags in 2012.  See you in December.