Ouija, Tetris, and other So Bad Let's Make Them Movies About Games

Battleship was merely the tip of the bad idea iceberg set to run aground and destroy us.   There is a Tetris movie in the works and this Fall, Ouija slides its way into theaters.

So, I thought.  Why not beat the machine to the punch.  Here is my list of the SO BAD LET’S MAKE THEM MOVIES BASED ON GAMES

Christopher Nolan’s Reversi
Hungry Hungry Hippos 2: The Purging

Martin Scorcese’s Monopoly with Daniel Day Lewis playing Rich Uncle Pennybags

Joaquin Phoenix stars in UNO, a film by Spike Jonze

Judd Apatow’s Ants in the Pants

Russell Crowe squares off against Christoph Waltz in Terrence Malick’s RISK

Quentin Tarrantino’s Grindhouse double feature Trivial Pursuit/Scrabble

Rob Zombie’s Candy Land

Liam Nesson in Sorry!

Michael Bay’s Perfection