It’s the 2013 D-Bag Awards.
Continuing on Round One we come to the Sports Round.
Richie Incognito vs. Aaron Hernandez
In this corner we have Richie Incognito, the Miami Dolphin
Guard who bullied Jonathan Martin. It
was pure speculation that he did harass Martin but that all came to a head when
a racial epithet laden voice mail came out and it was pretty apparent. Now, the defense is that Incognito was acting
under orders to “toughen” up Martin and he just took it too far. Thing is, Incognito has had a reputation of
bad behavior. In 2009 he was considered,
by the Sporting News, as the NFL’s dirtiest, voted for by players. But, in other instances he’s been on the
good end of things, so, which is it?
Roid Rage, Douche bag tactics, or simple misunderstanding?
Now, in this corner we have Aaron Hernandez, the former New
England Patriot Tight End, who is currently a free agent and being investigated
for murder. Prior to the charges, he allegedly shot Alex Bradley,
a friend. But, Bradley declined to name
Hernandez as the shooter and charges were dropped. Before that was a double homicide
investigation in Boston. No arrest was
made. And earlier, in 2007, he was involved
in an altercation with a bar employee over a bill. After the argument ended, Hernandez decided
to make sure the employee knew he won by punching him in the side of the
head. Clearly, he got his point across.
So, who wins this round?
With a bullet… It’s Hernandez.
Why?
Um… yeah…. If we have to explain this to you, then you
clearly do not understand. Look, we live
in a day and age where bullying is a big deal.
IT IS! Was I bullied as a kid? Of course.
I was a glass wearing, brace wearing, dumpy clothes wearing nerd who got
hounded by bullies all the time. I
survived. That doesn’t make it right. It just meant I handled it better than
some. Not everyone will overcome being
bullied. But, I also didn’t end up
dead. Hernandez, while still not convicted, has more
and more evidence mounting against him.
He’s just a big ole murderous douche, if convicted. Therefore, he’s our winner.
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